I’m doing a series of reviews as I play Dragon Age Veilguard. One or two posts a day, whenever I can play.

Can’t remember if I mentioned that a lovely person gave me a copy of DAV. And I’m so very grateful I can play close to release. So I can do an unbiased review series.

(Note that these reviews aren’t edited. They’re just my off the cuff writing. I don’t have the time, energy or heart to edit them properly.)

This is installment one.

(If you’d prefer to read it on tumblr that’s here.)

Something came to my attention. I need to make it crystal clear that I utterly love the diversity in DAV. It’s fantastic. I’m also a heavily left leaning, non-binary, queer as fuck reviewer, editor, and author.

I’m on media blackout while I play this, so I’m only getting second-hand info on how awful it is right now in the DA Fandom. Please be safe and take care of yourselves. Arguing with incels and white supremacists is completely pointless. They sea lion worse than an actual sea lion. Your mental health is important.

Though, every single time the anti-queer brigade comes out for a new DA game, I sit there thinking ‘have you bozos ever played any DA game, like, ever?’ My guess is nope.

I’m 7 hours in. (2 in CC so 5 playtime.)

Spoilers for DAV. Dragon Age Veilguard

Five hours in… I can confidently say welp, it’s a game. It is indeed a video game.

I don’t hate it? Most of it? Can’t say I love it, either.

Background and environment folks did a fantastic job. And I was pretty sure they would. That part feels like Dragon Age. Except for the floaty spaceship thing in Minrathous. Intentionally not saying what it’s supposed to be, because they do tell you.

Baddy design is as bad as I feared. If not actually worse.

I totally called it on several points, which gods escaped, for one. The fact that those ‘demons’ were gonna give me a headache, too. And the whole Solas Varric sitch.

CC is pretty good. Nothing ground breaking, but people should be able to make a character they like? You can make a good redhead.

I like the new codex design. I still preferred DAO for that one. Aaaannnnd I’ve already caught a couple editing errors in the text.

Extremely thrilled that my non-binary ass can be non-binary.

Yes, you can actually make a (slightly) pudgy character.

That is still not Solas. And you can’t try to tell me I’ll probably like him once I see him in game, anymore. I don’t. He does still move the same, so they got that right. Still has the subtle humour, too, which, since Weekes wrote him, makes sense.

They were right, the characters do look better in game.

AND THAT IS STILL NOT A FUCKING DARKSPAWN.

My youngest kid just glanced at my screen and did a double take with a ‘Ma? Why are you playing Fortnite?’

From the mouths of babes. He’s right in that Fortnite player age bracket, FWIW. And no, he has no interest in playing Dragon Age. No matter how much they made some of it look like Fortnite.

Not feeling any of the romanceables, yet. But I’ve only met Neve, Lace, and Bellara. Alas, my poor bisexual heart. None of the women do it for me. That may change, it’s still very early as per in-game events.

I’m going to stick with it to see if it’ll actually catch me up. Because it sadly has not, yet. By an hour in on my first playthrough of DAO, I was head over heels for Alistair. By 1 hour into Awakening, Anders had me. By hour 3 in DA2? Anders and Isabela both had me. By seven hours into DAI? I was very much in love with Solas, though I was playing a guy because I wanted to Romance Dorian first. (Still really loved Dorian.) But yeah, that bloody elf had me first, and I think it was at the first damned scene with him in it. Which is roughly an hour or so in?

I’m intensely curious about the story, and it’s why I was so desperate to play it. So unless it somehow utterly offends me, (worse than those not-fucking-darkspawn and what-the-actual-fuck-are-those-demons already have) I’ll finish it. Unless I lose interest. It’s at least worth playing so far. I don’t feel like I wasted the seven hours.

Fighting is reasonably easy to adjust to. And it’ll be more fun when I get the hang of it. (For me, I usually don’t have a lot of trouble picking up new fighting systems in games.)

Oh, and it took Astarion BG3 half an hour. 🤣

Please no spoilers if anyone responds. As I said, only seven hours in.

Section two is here.