Review 3.5 is here.

22 game hours 20 actual playtime

Spoilers for Dragon Age Veilguard and all other Dragon Age media. (I’m a lore fiend.)

(Note that these reviews aren’t edited. They’re just my off the cuff writing. I don’t have the time, energy or heart to edit them properly.)

Critical review and a rant

Obligatory disclaimer. If you’ve already read it you can skip down.

Something came to my attention. I need to make it crystal clear that I utterly love the diversity in DAV. It’s fantastic. I’m also a heavily left leaning, non-binary, queer as fuck reviewer, editor, and author.

I’m on media blackout while I play this, so I’m only getting second-hand info on how awful it is right now in the DA Fandom. Please be safe and take care of yourselves. Arguing with incels and white supremacists is completely pointless. They sea lion worse than an actual sea lion. Your mental health is important.

Y’know? Every single time the anti-queer brigade comes out for a new DA game, I sit there thinking ‘have you Bozos ever played any DA game, like, ever?’ My guess is nope.

If I’ve ever played a glitchier piece of shit game in my life, I honestly can’t remember it.

So I went to go watch a movie with the partner and kids. I saved my game and turned it off.

Came back and it played okay for a few hours. I met both Mae and Dorian squeeeee!

Met Davrin and Assan. Everything’s going fine. I got creamed (again), I swear the devs have no idea. I’m a consistent gamer who plays on hard/tactician mode in most games I play. (Many the same style of fighting as DAV.) And I’m having trouble with the strength of these monsters. WTF do they think someone just getting into gaming is experiencing?

Anyway. I got creamed, clicked reload last save, and it loaded with the now far too familiar no CC reverted back to the basic elf body error. I went back to the main menu, and now absolutely none of the saves are showing up with video. They load with sound, map in the corner, and tags above heads but no fucking video. They’re either corrupted or the game is just a piece of shit.

Yes. I’m rather annoyed. I was looking forward to finishing recruiting Davrin tonight, and it doesn’t make my brain happy to have to stop in the middle of what I wanted to get done. In game or out.

I’m currently verifying my files from steam. We’ll see if that fixes it. I just… and this is what the devs thought was releasable? REALLY?

I know I keep using BG3 as a comparison (which honestly isn’t a very good one because one is turn based and one ‘live’ fighting). But the Venn diagram of people who play DA and who play BG is probably a circle, so that’s why it comes to mind.

It’s also the most recent game I’ve actually purchased and played a lot.

I played that day of release and on into the week and had nowhere NEAR this many problems. I actually think I’ve had more trouble with DAV in three ish days than I’ve had in BG3 for over 700 hours FFS!

Anyway. Vent over (for now. I imagine this game will give me plenty of more opportunities).

Dorian looked really weird. He has what I’m now dubbing the ‘Solas effect’. He doesn’t look like himself. I wouldn’t have recognized him at all if it weren’t for him introducing himself.

Oh, and way to retcon the condition of the veil guys. For three games it’s been getting more and more tears and holes in it. Now it’s solid and the only thing holding off a world of blight that hadn’t ever really existed in the fade like that before? It was just the black city. Do these guys ever get sick of retconning shit? I sure get sick of playing retconned shit.

My partner saw the game and he really can’t get over how jarring the art is. He’s a pretty consistent gamer too, but I doubt he’ll play this one.

Y’know how I said I didn’t know WTF the devs were thinking in my review of the game play trailer?

I’m even more flabbergasted now. I just… seriously?

The game doesn’t work well. it has numerous glitches.

The art style sucks.

The bad dudes are WAY overpowered for even a pretty decent gamer. Not so experienced gamers are likely rage-quitting in droves. Every one of the glitches I look up is pretty common. Even for people with better machines than mine.

The story took bloody forever to get started. It finally seems to have but it shouldn’t take me 20 hours of game time to get somewhat invested in the story!

The characters are honestly pretty meh so far. My much beloathed Lucanis is the only mildly interesting one so far.

I honestly just can’t get over how they felt this was A. Good. and B. Ready for release.

I’ll keep trying. But if it’s corrupted my whole 20 hours I’m not sure if I’ve got the stomach to replay all that boring assed nonsense to get to where I only just got to today.

I HATE writing critical reviews as a matter of course. I especially don’t want to write them about a piece of intellectual property like Dragon Age that I love so very much. But What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Review 5.1 here.